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Honorably Unserious — small chest wordmark on the front; Coast Guard Veteran art and the oath/patience tagline on the back.
I Swore an Oath. That Oath Never Expires, but my Patience Might.
For veterans who take the oath seriously — and everything else with a raised eyebrow. Soft Bella+Canvas 3010 Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee blank.
Front: Honorably Unserious solid tattered wordmark (small chest).
Back: Coast Guard Veteran personalization above the oath block — respectful on the oath, humor on patience.
Original branch icons only. No seals. No stolen valor. Just a tee that knows the difference.
Honorably Unserious — Coast Guard Veteran Oath Patience Tee
$34.00
Made to order. Ships in about 1–3 weeks in the US. No Made in USA claims on POD blanks.
Shipping: Made to order via Printify. Typical US delivery ~1–3 weeks after you order. Checkout shows the live Printify rate for your item (often around $5 for a single tee). Free US shipping on orders $60+.